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PostSubject: Getting a ticket - nice story!   Getting a ticket - nice story! Icon_minitimeSat Jan 05, 2008 12:51 am

Getting a ticket - nice story!
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> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
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> Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Worthing and
> went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we
> came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to
> him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
> turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
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> So my wife called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put
> it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
> ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
> more tickets he wrote.
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> Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
> important at our age.
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PostSubject: Re: Getting a ticket - nice story!   Getting a ticket - nice story! Icon_minitimeSat Jan 05, 2008 6:06 am

lol! lol!
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