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MissHaHa LMAO!
Posts : 127 Join date : 2007-07-23 Age : 47 Location : Australia
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The SAINT LMAO! Platinum member
Posts : 736 Join date : 2007-11-03 Age : 114 Location : hoping i can come back soon.........
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Scooby LMAO! Silver Member
Posts : 244 Join date : 2007-11-26 Location : UK
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The SAINT LMAO! Platinum member
Posts : 736 Join date : 2007-11-03 Age : 114 Location : hoping i can come back soon.........
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:19 am | |
| bah humbug anyway.....ROLL oN BOXIND DAY ! | |
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linx LMAO
Posts : 32 Join date : 2007-12-17 Age : 56
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:29 am | |
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The SAINT LMAO! Platinum member
Posts : 736 Join date : 2007-11-03 Age : 114 Location : hoping i can come back soon.........
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:53 am | |
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boomslang LOL
Posts : 5 Join date : 2007-12-17
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:11 am | |
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The SAINT LMAO! Platinum member
Posts : 736 Join date : 2007-11-03 Age : 114 Location : hoping i can come back soon.........
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:24 am | |
| ooooooooooops it was the storm b4 the CRASH...........i can see clearly now the crash has gone | |
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Grimmy LMAO! Silver Member
Posts : 234 Join date : 2007-11-08
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:25 pm | |
| A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season | |
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Scooby LMAO! Silver Member
Posts : 244 Join date : 2007-11-26 Location : UK
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ABQAIQ ANIMAL LMAO! Silver Member
Posts : 267 Join date : 2007-12-11 Location : gods country aka scotland
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:20 am | |
| nice one grimmy | |
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The SAINT LMAO! Platinum member
Posts : 736 Join date : 2007-11-03 Age : 114 Location : hoping i can come back soon.........
| Subject: Re: Christmas Day Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:04 pm | |
| @ Grimmy | |
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