Married Couple

Subject: Married Couple Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:20 am

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she get up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"

The husband says, "No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then!!"?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book

Subject: Re: Married Couple Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:34 pm

Marriage Quotes

The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, �What�s on the TV?� I said, �Dust!�

In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws.

Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn�t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

The most effective way to remember your wife�s birthday is to forget it once.

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, �I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.�

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look beautiful.

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