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 |  Subject: Manliness Test - are you DA MAN? LMFAO  Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:48 am | |
| Manliness Test
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to
as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find
out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex
with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is:
A. No big concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy.
B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
first place.
Scoring Guide:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make
sure you really are a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're
a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!"
(FMAdmin comment to "da man" - OMFG - DA "C" ANSWER MAN for some weird reason sounds very familiar ...
ROFLHFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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