Jesus is sitting down one day and is visioning the high rate of drug consumption on earth in later years. He thought it a bit hypercritical of him to condem them without first trying them so he sent his apostles out to find what drugs they could.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock: Who is it?" "It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
This continues for a while untill finally theres a 12th knock on the door
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas?"
"FBI MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Subject: Jesus ??? 
Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:11 pm
