A SWEET LITTLE GIRL

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems in the rough all of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a five pound note.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the clerk was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay packet at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew building a house all week".
"My goodness gracious", said the clerk, "and will you be working on the house again this week too"?
"I will if those useless wankers at the timber yard ever bring us the fucking wood", replied the little girl.