KIDS

We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
Be nice to your kids. Someday, they'll choose your nursing home.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle "Take two Aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."


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