A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to fill in her tax return. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, national insurance number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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Subject: chicken farmer." 
Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:50 am
