The five kinds of sex

The five kinds of sex
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
And the fifth kind is a Divorce Sex. This is where you get fucked in court.

AB Note: what happened to plumber sex? where you stay in all day and nobody comes.