WONG WONG'S CHINESE FOOD MENU

WONG WONG'S

CHINESE FOOD MENU


DINNER COMBINATIONS

1. GOO IN HAND ….….£8.99
For Those Dining Alone
2. GOO WEE CHICK ....£7.99
Sloppy Seconds No Charge
3. CUM TOO SOON …..£6.99
Order Early, These go Fast
4. SUC MI WANG ..........£4.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK ....£4.99
You Get What You Pay For
6. LIK MI CLIT ….............£6.99
Delicious Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
7. CHO KON IT ……......£9.99
Not For the Light Throated
8. FUC SUM NOW ........£6.99
For Those in a Hurry


9. TUNG SUM CHICK £8.99
A Tastebud Tingler
10. SUM GULP CUM ….£9.99
Low Cal Diet Special

LUNCHEON SPECIALS

11. SUM YUNG CHICK .£6.99
Different and Delicious
12. WON HUNG LO ..….£6.99
Chinese Meatballs
13. CHU SUM TWAT …16.99
Dinner Parties of Three or More
14. SUC MI PORK …..£9.99
Chefs Special
15. FUC YU MAN …….£6.99
Speciality of the House