Things that Piss me-off

Things that Piss me-off

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is! Where the fuck is yours?! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?!
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a cake if you can't eat it?! What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?!
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No - I paid £5.50p to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
When something is, "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.