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PostSubject: 3 Drunk Men   3 Drunk Men Icon_minitimeMon Jul 23, 2007 3:43 pm

Three Drunk Men


These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''''

The second guy said, ''''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''''

Then the first guy said, ''''No -- you guys don''t understand! Chunks is my dog!"


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Drunk Men   3 Drunk Men Icon_minitimeMon Jul 23, 2007 5:49 pm


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Drunk Men   3 Drunk Men Icon_minitimeMon Nov 26, 2007 10:50 pm

lol! The first Christmas joke of the season... santa


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's undies. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins.... santa
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