The way to success...

The way to success...

Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds.
After climbing to the first cloud he met a stinky, unattractive woman who said, "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Jack chose to climb the ladder.
At the next cloud he met a slightly better looking woman who said "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Figuring it only gets better, Jack chose to climb the ladder some more.
At the next cloud, he met a very attractive woman who said, "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Things were getting better the higher he got, so Jack chose to climb the ladder even more.
At the fourth cloud, he met the most gorgeous woman to ever grace the universe. She looked at him seductively and begged, "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Jack was extremely tempted to satisfy his urges but still, he climbed that ladder to success.
At the fifth cloud, Jack was startled when a greasy, 500lb. naked man with A pimply penis grabbed him. Jack asked, "Who are you?" To which he replied, "I'm Cess".