A young couple who have been together for several months are about to spend their first night together in the same bed! The young woman is nervous & tells her man she must confess something before they do.......
"Im so ashamed you will dislike my body when you see it" she sobs!
"But why?" her partner asks.....
"Well, my breasts are only small, in fact, they have not grown much since i was a young girl" she tells him....
"That will not make any differance to me, i love you no matter what" he assures her.....
He continues......."In fact, seeing as its confession time, i feel that i too must come clean, for i too have a similar problem" he explains......
"What is it?" she asks......
"Well, my penis resembles that of a baby & im afraid you will not like it" he tells her.......
She assures him, "but i love you no matter what, lets go to bed" and off they go.......
Once in bed they start kissing & cuddling and eventually her hand wanders down to his...............
All of a sudden she screams, jumps up, and gets out of bed....
"I thought you said your penis was like a baby?" she shouts at him.....
He grins smugly & says......"It is........8lb 7oz and 19 inches long"
Subject: Dear Mr grimmy 
Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:25 am
