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What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? Her legs.
What's the definition of gross? When you open the refrigerator door and you jump your roast
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her old, used crack and resell it!
What's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person? A pervert uses a feather and a kinky person uses the whole chicken.
Why is pubic hair curly? If it were straight, it would poke your eyes out.
What's the best thing to come out of a dick? The wrinkles.
What is better than 4 roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
How can you tell if you've been fucking your girl too much? Stick your thumb in her asshole and your middle finger in her snatch, if you hear yourself snap your fingers, ease off a little.
What is red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.