ONE LINERS....

ONE LINERS....

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc.
What do Kodak and condoms have in common? They both capture the moment.
What is the definition of confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the arse and say "you're next".
What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on.
What's the difference between a pink penis and a purple penis? The woman's grip!'
A man walked into a shoe store and flopped his dick on the counter. The sales lady said, "That's not a foot!" The man replied, "No, but it's a good ten inches."

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