"If the bottom has dropped out of your world, then try our wines, and let the world drop out of your bottom!"
Chateau Safaniya Produced in the northern region
Vintage 1955 Bottled at exactly five to eight
Paul (Perry) Mason Makes anyone legless
Cherry B The 'B' stands for bastard!
Liquid Enema Who needs friends, with enemas like that
Riyadh Red A cheeky little wine, fit for a King??
Rocket fuel A lively little number, out of this world.
Cripple Cock Lives up to its name!
Swimming in Paris Makes you In-seine
Arabian Dew An extremely dry, obnoxious bastard
Red Viper A hell of a bite, with a low survival rate
Pipeline Rose Goes in one end, and out the other, (virtually unchanged)
Sadiki sunrise In the morning everything is rosy through bloodshot eyes
Tanajib Tonic Guaranteed to get you going, (one way or another)
Subject: wine list 
Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:11 am