The Yorkshire Ripper dies and goes to heaven.
When he arrives God opens the door and hits him 13 times with a hammer, and kicks him right in the bollocks. The Ripper bent over in a lot of pain and said: "What did you do that for?" and God said: "When you where on Earth that is for each blow for your victims." The Ripper says, "Yes, I understand that, but why kick me in the bollocks?" and God said: "For blaming Me!!!"