"DOCTOR DOCTOR, PLEASE KISS ME" SAID THE PATIENT.
"NO, IM SORRY. THAT WOULD BE AGAINST THE CODE OF ETHICS", REPLIED THE DOCTOR.
TEN MINUTES LATER, THE PATIENT SAID, "DOCTOR DOCTOR, PLEASE, KISS ME JUST ONCE".
"NO, IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE," HE SAID.
5 MINUTES LATER, SHE ASKED AGAIN, "PLEASE, PLEASE KISS ME!!"
"LOOK" SAID THE DOCTOR, "ITS OUT OF THE QUESTION. IN FACT, I PROBABLY SHOULDNT EVEN BE FUCKING YOU!!"