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Subject: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:27 am
A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED. I'm tired.
I'VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
WHAT'S WRONG? I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT'S WRONG? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET'S TALK, HONEY. I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME? I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:47 am
How to Impress a Woman Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back for her.
How to Impress a Man Show up naked. Bring beer.
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:33 pm
How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE when intercourse is called making love LUST all other times MARRIAGE what's intercourse?
LOVE when you argue over how many children to have LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot MARRIAGE when you argue over money
LOVE when you share everything you own LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything
LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax MARRIAGE what's a climax?
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi" LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts
LOVE when you write poems about your partner LUST when all you write is your phone number MARRIAGE when all you write are check's
LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings LUST when you couldn't give a rip MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling" LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent
LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake
LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them
LOVE when nobody else matters LUST when nobody else knows MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap MARRIAGE when you never listen to music
LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought
LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does LUST when you're only interested in one thing MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:04 am
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180+/-50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possible good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:45 am
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:53 am
The SAINT wrote:
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:54 am
The SAINT wrote:
YEAH YEAH ... AS IF
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Subject: Re: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:46 pm
Subject: A WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN 
Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:27 am
